How's the Smell of Dog Food?

Nevermind the topic of surgery dates being finalised (see previous post and scheduled appointments page), there are serious issues to discuss

In yesterday's comments Notoplip poses the questions "How's the smell of dog food?" under his better half's alias "Sushi".

Anybody who has smelled pouches of dog food will know that they are pungent.  To anybody who has just finished chemotherapy they might be described as super-pungent.  So this is exactly when you need your mate to stroll past you (when your mind is elsewhere) and say "sniff this".

Rule number 1 - never trust your mates.

A casual sniff of an empty dog food pouch that has been strategically placed under your nose without you noticing is not a good thing.

Rule number 2 - don't get suckered with exactly the same trick the next day.

Rule number 3 - don't rely on the mercy of your mates to avoid being suckered on the 3rd day. I think he felt for me by then so I had a narrow escape.

Well done Notoplip you gave me a good dog food "caning".

I'd be grateful if you didn't do it whilst I am in critical care in three weeks time and I would also be grateful if you didn't carry out your threat to add an extra tube to my post surgery collection!