A Funny Moment

When I get off the train I have to go up a set of steps.

There was a woman a couple of steps ahead of me and I could see a woman on my left-hand side making swift progess up the stairs from behind me.

It became clear quickly that the woman on my left was a friend of the other woman and, sure enough, she reached out and tugged the back of her friend's coat.

The woman who had her coat tugged turned around my way and looked at me.  It was a look of both bemusement and of disdain, so I took my "i Fa Fa" headphone out and said "not me", whilst pointing at her mate.

I then turned to her mate and said "thanks for making me look like a sex offender".

There was a lot of laughter as I marched off to greet Kitten who was waiting in the car for me.

As is my nature though, I thought that I would leave with the upper hand by turning around and saying "nice arse though".

It got a laugh :-)